SIMON

I'm laughing on the inside

Eccentric. Dry. Sarcastic. Witty. Funny. Dark. An acquired taste. Living in the city that never sleeps, this night owl works the 3rd shift, but don’t work his nerves.

Simon is a bit of a misanthrope, but he also has a big heart. He loves to help people, even if he doesn’t always show it. He is always quick with a joke, even in the most dire situations. He is also very intelligent and resourceful.

Simon’s job as a computer tech gives him a front-row seat to the craziness of New York City. He meets all sorts of people, from eccentric artists to wacky tourists. He has seen it all, and he is not afraid to share his thoughts on it.

Simon’s dark humor can sometimes get him in trouble, but it also helps him to connect with people. He is able to see the humor in even the most difficult situations. He is a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always something to laugh about.

Simon is a complex and relatable character. He is funny, but he is also thoughtful and caring. He is a great example of how even the most cynical people can find joy in the world.

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